In medieval days, entertaining royalty was often left to the "jester". As part of our castle building project, we created jester puppets, researched jokes, and then put together a great "Jester Jokes" slideshow in Kidpix.
Below you will find some of our "best" jokes.
We hope you'll agree that they're fit for a king!
How do you spell mousetrap with three letters?
Where do ghosts go the day before Halloween?
To the boo-ty parlor
Where does a werewolf go when he loses his tail?
A retail store.
What do witches use after
they’ve blown dried their hair?
What did the chick say
when it found an orange in its nest?
"Look at the orange mama laid!"
What do you get when you cross a
German Shepherd with a clock?
A watch dog
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
He wanted to get to the other slide!
What do you call a hot dog with its middle cut out?
A hollow weener.
What do you call a dream in
which mosquitoes are attacking
A bite mare
What do you call a baby whale?
a little squirt
On what day do spiders eat the most?
What boy wizard magically grew a beard each night?
Why is it easier to count cows than sheep?
You can use a cowculator!
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
What does an envelope say when you lick it?
Nothing, it just shuts up.
How do you make bears listen to bedtime stories?
the “B” and they’re all ears.
What does a polite snake say after he bites you?
fangs a lot!
What kind of cat should you never play games with?
Can April March?
No, but August May.
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