Jester Jokes
In medieval days, entertaining royalty was often left to the "jester". As part of our castle building project, we created jester puppets, researched jokes, and then put together a great "Jester Jokes" slideshow in Kidpix.
Below you will find some of our "best" jokes.
We hope you'll agree that they're fit for a king!
How do you spell mousetrap with three letters?
c-a-t
by Ben
Where do ghosts go the day before Halloween?
To the boo-ty parlor
by Briana
Where does a werewolf go when he loses his tail?
A retail store.
Dylan
What do witches use after
they’ve blown dried their hair?
scare spray
by Elijah
What did the chick say
when it found an orange in its nest?
"Look at the orange mama laid!"
by Elisa
What do you get when you cross a
German Shepherd with a clock?
A watch dog
by Ellie
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
He wanted to get to the other slide!
by Emily
What do you call a hot dog with its middle cut out?
A hollow weener.
by Gabriela
What do you call a dream in
which mosquitoes are attacking
you?
A bite mare
by Gino
What do you call a baby whale?
a little squirt
by Jade
On what day do spiders eat the most?
FLYDAY !!!!!!!!
by Jared
What boy wizard magically grew a beard each night?
Hairy Potter
by Julia
Why is it easier to count cows than sheep?
You can use a cowculator!
by Katerina
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 789!
by Katie
What does an envelope say when you lick it?
Nothing, it just shuts up.
by Kris
How do you make bears listen to bedtime stories?
Take away
the “B” and they’re all ears.
by Lucas
What does a polite snake say after he bites you?
fangs a lot!
by Nicholas
What kind of cat should you never play games with?
A cheetah
by Samantha
Can April March?
No, but August May.
by Sonia
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