Jester Jokes
In medieval days, entertaining royalty was often left to the "jester". As part of our castle building project, we created jester puppets, researched jokes, and then put together a great "Jester Jokes" slideshow in Kidpix.

Below you will find some of our "best" jokes.
We hope you'll agree that they're fit for a king!


How do you spell mousetrap with three letters?
c-a-t
by Ben

Where do ghosts go the day before Halloween?
To the boo-ty parlor
by Briana

Where does a werewolf go when he loses his tail?
A retail store.
Dylan

What do witches use after
they’ve blown dried their hair?
scare spray
by Elijah

What did the chick say
when it found an orange in its nest?
"Look at the orange mama laid!"
by Elisa

What do you get when you cross a
German Shepherd with a clock?
A watch dog
by Ellie

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
He wanted to get to the other slide!
by Emily

What do you call a hot dog with its middle cut out?
A hollow weener.
by Gabriela

What do you call a dream in
which mosquitoes are attacking you?
A bite mare
by Gino

What do you call a baby whale?
a little squirt
by Jade

On what day do spiders eat the most?
FLYDAY !!!!!!!!
by Jared

What boy wizard magically grew a beard each night?
Hairy Potter
by Julia

Why is it easier to count cows than sheep?
You can use a cowculator!
by Katerina

Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 789!
by Katie

What does an envelope say when you lick it?
Nothing, it just shuts up.
by Kris

How do you make bears listen to bedtime stories?
Take away the “B” and they’re all ears.
by Lucas

What does a polite snake say after he bites you?
fangs a lot!
by Nicholas

What kind of cat should you never play games with?
A cheetah
by Samantha

Can April March?
No, but August May.
by Sonia

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